A biography ... shouldn't you be asking Gossip Gertie for one of these? I think the media knows more about me than I do.
Anyway, uh. I've never been that great with the written word, but I'll give it a shot. If you haven't guessed already, I'm Bruce Wayne, owner and CEO of Wayne Enterprises. I lost my parents to a gunman when I was younger. Ended up being raised by the family butler, Alfred Pennyworth ... he's still with me, and I don't think I'd know where my head was without him, some days.
A month or two ago, I took custody of Dick Grayson - you might've heard about him, too, he was the young man whose family was involved in that tragedy at the Gotham Circus a week or so before Halloween. The Flying Graysons? .... Yeah, that, uh. ... That was them. And so Commissioner Gordon asked me to take him in. He's a good kid, really. Good heart. Great heart, actually.
For someone that once got called a "gold-plated bachelor", I'm not the most interesting day-player in the world. No, really. Ask my ex-girlfriends. All three of them.
As for my night life? Well, I'm sorry, but a man has to have some dignity. I'm afraid that's none of your business...
... If you'll excuse me ...?
Don't own Bruce. DC does. I'm only keeping my sanity, not making any money. No sueing, please.